February 2010
26 posts
wow. seriously?
Fight over 'American Idol'... →
January 2010
42 posts
The Disney Curse...
You might think that a wholesome, kid friendly institution, such as Disney, wouldn’t be able to create some of the most scandalous or annoying celebrities out there. Then again, if you think that, you’re probably from another dimension. It’s more than possible: it’s real. These stars who get a start on Disney get an insatiable taste for fame, which leads them to believe...
Recurring Dreams...
I have very vivid dreams. And I feel really bad for those who don’t because dreams can be so eye opening and personal. Not to mention they can give you another reality to escape to. But even if you don’t have vivid dreams, I think pretty much everyone has at least one recurring dream that pops up on a usual basis. Here are some of mine.
1.) Malls. Okay, so maybe this isn’t...
“Please, just because you were ‘lollipop #2’ in the Wizard of Oz...”
– Girl on the U in response to her friend who was bragging about her acting skills.
6 People You Meet In Class...
While I don’t like to go into “stereotypes”, there are a handful of people that you can (usually) expect to meet in every single class. It doesn’t matter what the subject is, the time, or even how many people are in it. They will be there. And sometimes, you yourself might be one of them.
1.) “That” girl/guy. You know them. Your class could have 300 people or...
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6 Interesting Things I Didn't Know About...
I don’t know if these are facts, and quite frankly I don’t care, because each of these statements honestly surprised me.
1.) Mosquitoes have 47 teeth (http://www.berro.com/entertainment/animals_interesting_facts.htm). This just gives me a reason to hate them even more than I already do. It’s bad enough that every summer I get eaten alive by these winged leeches, but they have...
Nic Cage as Everyone: Nic Cage as Adam Lambert →
Reasons I'm Ready/Not Ready to Go Back to UNC...
Ready:
1.) I’m bored.
2.) I miss my college friends.
3.) I’ll have a bit of structure in my life once again.
4.) I miss my roomie and suitemates.
5.) Fun classes this semester.
Not Ready:
1.) I’ll miss my dog.
2.) I’ll miss my parents.
3.) Subpar showers in Hojo.
4.) Having time alone is nearly impossible in college.
5.) English 102. Yuck.
Songs that shouldn't ever be on a Kid's Bop CD,...
I don’t think censoring kids from the world does them any good. But I also think there’s something really disturbing about kids singing songs that deal with subjects they shouldn’t even be concerned about. I mean, yeah, when I was in the second grade I remember singing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” on the playground, and I turned out okay. But now that I’m older,...
It's Not Stupid If Someone Else Has Done It
Me: So today I totally read the word "voilà" as "viola", like the stringed instrument.
Taylor: Ohmygod, I've done that before too.
Current favorite song.
Balance Problems- Blankets...
Riding the Bus: Public School Vs. Public...
I started riding school buses when I was in elementary school. And while I thought that was an experience all it’s own, it doesn’t compare to riding a campus bus, which also serves the general public. Here’s why…
1.) Standing on a school bus was a no-no. Standing on the bus now is usually a must. Even if school buses aren’t the most comfortable mode of transportation, I...
Response/Thoughts on Taylatay's "I Don't Get the...
I don’t remember how old I was, but I do remember that one day the thought hit me: “if killing is a sin, then why isn’t killing a killer a sin too?” Ever since then I’ve been completely against the death penalty, for a couple of reasons, and the majority of them have a spiritual bias.
1.) If we are to “judge not lest ye be judged”, then how can we deem...
5 Strange Fears of Mine...
I don’t believe anybody is “fearless” (except Bone Crusher, he ain’t never scared). It’s just part of being human, and common fears are thought to have been evolutionarily beneficial. But some fears really are just strange, and they don’t really serve a purpose anymore. And on that note, here are some of my weird fears:
1.) Nyctophobia- fear of the dark. While...
“Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like...”
– Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
5 Overused Romantic Comedy Plots…
All movie genres have cliche’d storylines that get reused over and over again. But one genre that I don’t think gets enough crap for doing so is the romantic comedy. I myself enjoy the shallow commercialism of romantic comedies now and again, but after recently sitting through a trailer and saying to myself “why would I go see that? I can already guess the plot line,” I...
5 Predictions for 2010...
1.) An unspoken war will be fought between Twilight fans and Harry Potter fans. When Eclipse comes out on June 30th it will break it’s previously astounding box office record, even if only by a hair. But then in November when the new Harry Potter movie is released, it will break Eclipse’s record because Twilight fans ain’t got nothing on HP (and Harry Potter has an eclectic mix...
Stop Making That Duckface! →
If the pictures aren’t funny enough for you, read the captions. They kill me.
7 Things That Deplete My Faith in Humanity...
1.) The fact that people find Jeff Dunham funny
2.) Both Alvin and the Chipmunks movies
3.) Women who shave off and then draw on their eyebrows
4.) Crocs, uggs, and the like
5.) Miley Cyrus
6.) Dead baby jokes
7.) Nickleback